(There is no fibre content in this post, zip, nada, zilch. This does not mean that I’m lurching over to the green side, normal fibre related content will return shortly)
I’m only showing you this because there was some interest in my green fingers. This is why there has been no spinning of late. I did threaten you with photos of my beans but it was an idle threat. They are pretty unimpressive right now as it’s a bit early for anything other than broad beans especially if you’re slow off the mark in planting them. Broad beans are hardy but the rest will keel over with frost. In an effort to show that I am “a multidimensional person who occasionally stops knitting” (thanks Christie) I do have a selection of greenery to display. The onions (three varieties), garlic (white and purple) and shallots are at the front, what’s left of the leeks is behind them and the beans and peas are lurking behind the leeks. The runner beans will be on the left (they are not in yet but I have the start of the canes up in a rare show of forward planning), with sugar snap peas, broad beans and dwarf beans running to the right. That was the plan but the dwarf beans aren’t going to be dwarf enough to go in the space that’s left so my plan is obviously in need of revision. The peas and broad beans are planted out as I’m betting that there won’t be another frost, the runners and dwarf beans are in the greenhouse, still to show their heads above soil level. This has a lot to do with me being a slacker and only sowing them last week. This is what the plot looked like when I took it over. the photo is taken from about the same place and you can see the same window frame lurking at the bottom of the plot.
The trees and daffodils on the right hand side of the photo mark the middle of my plot, there are two eating apples, two cookers and a feral thing that needs to come out. The right hand side of the garden is a bit bare with the last of the purple sprouting broccoli and six red cabbages in it so far. It will have potatoes, squash, courgettes and a variety of brassicas in due course. If it hadn’t rained yesterday then the potatoes would already be in. The asparagus is going in over that side too. The bottom of the plot is full of glass and wood that someone thought might come in useful and I think needs to go to the tip. I have a ten year plan for clearing it all up.
Daniel has his own plot at the front where he can grow whatever he wants and engage passers by in conversation about guinea pigs and Spongebob Squarepants. So far he has sunflowers, sweet peas, a hollyhock and pansies. He’s got some celery and carrots to go in (for the guinea pigs) and he’s growing some sort of a squash that looks like a snake. He is the reason that we have the allotment, it’s not a back to nature kick but more of an educational project. We can see the pretty red flowers on the beans being visited by bees, then the flowers shrivel and reveal a tiny bean. There are flowers on the apple trees, in time there will be tiny apples followed by hulking great Bramleys that fall with a thump on any crop that’s underneath. We are watching the development of the tadpoles and have been reading my biology textbook to see what happens next. We missed the eggs and the external gills (I must try to catch that stage next year) and we’re waiting on back legs at the moment. I didn’t know that at the same time as their back legs grow their gut shortens and they become meat eaters. He hasn’t stopped to consider what meat there is for the tadpoles to eat in their pond (think of it as evolution in action) but we will be giving them a few slugs as soon as we see those legs.
I have a ramshackle hut cum greenhouse of my very own, complete with every type of seed tray known to man. I am confident that in there is the right sort of plant pot or tray to grow anything at all, should I only be able to find it. It is the typical allotment hut, having evolved over the decades from anything that was to hand and free. I did start having a bit of a tidy up as I took over a 30 year collection of “stuff” and could barely move in there for things that might come in useful one day. I sorted though enough of it to reveal the windows (I kid you not) and now I have enough shelf space to put my own things on. I’ve not taken down the bird’s nest yet but I did take out the bird’s skeleton after Mr Gruesome had given it a close inspection. There are yards of shelving that I haven’t had the heart to poke under yet, I’m hoping to eventually work up to having enough room to swing a cat. That might take me ten years too.
On the right of the photo is another construction that resembles a greenhouse in that the walls are transparent. It’s about 6″ square and tall enough to stand up in and I haven’t a clue what I’d want to grow in it. I may take it down but I don’t want to do that until I’ve worked out what it would have previously been used for. It’s not as if I’m short of space at the moment, I’m happy to lose a 5″ by 15″ piece of land to a crop that is permanently in the ground but is only productive for six weeks (asparagus). For anyone desperate to work out how the two photos link together, the first photo was taken from a point on the far right hand side of the second photo, but looking the other way. There’s a rhubarb bed and tadpole pond to the left of the shed in which you can see my mother sowing seeds. The blue water butts are an essential allotment feature because our site has no mains water. You catch what rain you can and if there’s a prolonged dry spell then you watch your plants shrivel. The annual rental is cheaper than sites with water but in a dry season your crops suffer. I have a line of them around the side of the greenhut (”greenhouse” sounds much too classy for what I actually have) so with eleven of them I am well provided for.
It’s a patch of green in an urban area, there are mice, rats, rabbits, foxes, toads, frogs, adders and a parakeet. The last two are very unusual, I’ve been told someone has seen adders which are the only native poisonous snake in the country. I’ve never seen a snake in my life and I’m never likely to when accompanied by a stomping seven year old. There is without doubt a parakeet, it’s done well to survive the winter but now that it has discovered next door’s bird feeder it should live through the summer with ease. I’ve seen it hanging about with the marauding pigeons but it doesn’t look to have the right sort of beak to rip my cabbages apart.
My jobs for this week are potato planting, digging trenches for my asparagus plants and weeding. It’s a pity I can’t have a ten year plan for the weeding too.