So just as you’re recovering from the shock of seeing Cassie’s floor, I’m gong to show you mine too. I’d love to say that her pictures inspired me to discover the joys of tidying but my activities on Tuesday had an altogether more sinister beginning. It is the time of year when I have the windows open, that is on those odd moments when the rain is not lashing against them. As a result things fly in, flies, bees, the odd butterfly and also moths. I can’t identify moths, they all come under the category of small brown jobs and by the time I’ve dealt with them the smear that’s left would be unidentifiable even to an expert. I practise catch and release on just about everything but all moths must die. Last week I saw one downstairs and as a result all the wool on display (”on display” is much nicer than saying “littered about” don’t you think?) was bagged up, frozen, warmed up and frozen again. On Monday afternoon I saw a moth upstairs, in the room where the fibre is (please insert your own scary music of choice here).
I’m happy that my storage is moth proof, everything is bagged up and sealed and the boxes have close fitting lids.
The risk is in the stuff that’s not been put away, I have some fibre and wool chucked about just asking to be infested. I did try to identify the moth that I’d seen (and killed) and I’m fairly sure that it wasn’t one of these because the wings were the wrong shape. “Fairly sure” just isn’t good enough with what’s at stake so the vacuum cleaner and I had a together moment in the spare bedroom with a supply of plastic bags. As far as I can tell I do not have a moth problem and I’m glad to say that the side effect of a strip search is extreme tidyness. I did have one scary moment after which I had to go downstairs and spin for half an hour with a large cup of tea while I settled down. I was rifling through the wardrobe on the left of the photo searching through carrier bags with “stuff” in them. I opened the handles on one, put my head over it, looked inside and…
…..something moved. Yes, it’s called gravity and it works on the inside of plastic bags just as well as on the outside. A ball of yarn rolled down inside the bag. There is nothing in this country that you’re ever likely to find in a carrier bag in the wardrobe that can hurt you. My reaction of squeaking and dropping the bag was therefore totally inappropriate. In my defence I will say that my imagination had seen huge, ravenous moth larvae ready to leap into my face which is a thought altogether as scary as scorpions (although just as unlikely).
I don’t mind showing the shaming before photo of the spare bedroom because I can feel smug about the after photo. The first question of my husband and my mother (after they’d finished with the shocked language) was “Where did you put it all?” My husband gingerly opened the wardrobe, expecting to find it all stuffed in there and ready to fall on his head only to find that it was no more packed then it was before. I can’t explain it myself, I only threw two things away and yet everything has found a place for itself with the exception of the drum carder which I’m still working on. The other good thing is that there is no dust under the bed – there isn’t room for it. Even though I trust the storage of all the stuff that’s been previously put away properly I went through it anyway, just in case. I suppose the best part about it all really was the timing, I saw the flutterring harbinger of doom on Monday night and I had to wait in on Tuesday for the carrier bringing my wheel (did I mention that I had a new wheel, would you like me to tell you about it again?)
The other side of the bedroom tends to stay relatively tidy, this is because no-one has been able to get around the bottom of the bed to get over there to mess it up. The only access has been to shuffle across the bed and if you’re just sticking things in that room to put away “later” then that’s too much work. It gets tidied up when I sew and I haven’t done any of that for a while. I’m thinking that maybe I ought to start, right after I’ve tidied the window side of the room and put away the leftovers from the last quilt I made. My first project could be the green thing trying to escape from the heap on the left hand side which is the backing of a quilt that is about two hours from being finished. It’s mostly quilted, it’s bound, the only thing to be done is the quilting of the corners – I ran out of steam and put it away for “later” well over a year ago. We may look at that next week, I’ll write a post about why it is that I don’t know what to do next and then once I’ve thrashed it out in the writing the next step will be clear.
As an aside, Not-Sophie asked if I teach spinning, nope I don’t. I plan on sticking a spindle in someone’s hand, giving them a bit of fibre in the other and letting them get on with it. I don’t think there’s anything intrinsically difficult about using a drop spindle, it is old technology with no bells and whistles to complicate things. It spins, you pull, yarn comes. New spinner born, job done.